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ohh i remember hurting so bad my chest burned and i swallowed water because i couldnt hold my breath anymore then i got out and coughed it all up and puked a bunch walked inside and went to bed

Weird... it hurt alot and then it just kinda got numb and peaceful here.

id say lucky but i think thats unlucky....otter i laugh everytime i look at your sig

I mean, come on. Thats so f'ed up. And whats weirder, blue gas??? That means mixed gas (gas + oil), but who mixes up gas just to commit suicide? No one keeps more than a gallon of mixed gas at a time.

You know whats really weird. I, a otter, almost drowned. Granted, my sister was sitting on me, but come on. I'm a f'in otter!

GOD DAMNIT MY SIG WONT TURN ON!!

Edit; Never mind!

yeah shouldnt otters just swim away? wtf were your arms and legs not working? thats why i like being a panda....psh try and sit on me i WILL eat you...and try and push me in the water ill make such a big splash there wont be any water to drown in

Us otters weigh around 30 pds... my sis was a heavy girl... and you can barely fight under water. The water takes all the speed and force out of your blows.

And I love your sig trum, I was just laughing my a** off. That could have killed him, but it definetly killed his someday kids!

i had to post this

[16:28:55] Sniper71 : gotta go...ive got a cat in the oven
[16:29:36] A SNEAKY PANDA : sniper let me know how cat tastes
[16:30:02] Sniper71 : not as good as otter in a pan with some butter

16:31:06] Sniper71 : its all fun and games till I put some acid on your crackers
[16:31:18] @ A SNEAKY PANDA : ACID! I LOVE ACID!

And know there discussing a crossbreed of otters and pandas...

psh no i didnt!

What?

[16:44:08] A SNEAKY PANDA : otter i have a spot for you...right next to me *taps couch* equal rights for all mammals.

[16:44:34] MadOtter : ????.

[16:44:39] Sniper71 : that would be some weird offspring.

[16:44:53] A SNEAKY PANDA : psh it would be damn sexy.

[16:44:58] A SNEAKY PANDA : cute like a panda.

[16:45:11] A SNEAKY PANDA : but small like an ptter.

[16:45:16] A SNEAKY PANDA : everyone would want one.

[16:45:22] Sniper71 : a mini panda


See. Only on this site.

admin deleted his post!

This is the wrong section for that gentlemen. There is another thread that is called Chatbox where you can post such things.

but we are ranting and raving about chat box??