The laugh at yourself thread...

[Otter]

Being random again. Post anything stupid you've done in the past week or so. If its humorous, all the better.

[Otter]

I'll start it off with a random event. Throwing a tomahawk after clearing some brush, then looked at a machete and said hmmm. Those things are basically spring steel, there designed to bend under stress and return to the normal shape really fast. The bend part is good for throwing objects, the return to normal shape really fast is notttttt. Thing hit sideways, bent, rebent and rebounded the 8 feet. Handle smacked me right in the chest.

[Stanks]

Random:

Went to a Monday Night practice and my eyes weren't working on the ion. Jumped into a dorito, core sampled, got shot, picked up my gun and walked to the side of the field where I dropped my gun on the ground again because I was pissed....Eyes now work....Odd

Stubbed toe while wearing steel toe boots...mystery

Wacked my girlfriends nephew in the face while playing Kinect and caught it on the camera when it took a shot