Re: Offical Rants and Raves

by Otter on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:34 pm

Edited mine for you... but trust me. Walls hurt... And I know there was no racism...

but

Woah. Found a few words not in the swear filter so I'm editing before I do get banned. Very Happy

by A SNEAKY PANDA on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:36 pm

good idea but this is all about rants and raves so who cares if we get off topic!! Smile

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:21 am

You know, above all else, what I want? A DAMNED RELIABLE MARKER. Something that works in the cold and heat, something that can go into a pond sized puddle and come out fine. Something I can play in the rain with, or a snow storm. Something that, when I screw the tank in, will work without hesitation. Something that can handle brittle s*** paint. Something that doesn't require programming and dwell changing and batterys. Something I dont have to run and grab a spare marker with. Something that will just keep going.
This should be in the rant section. I'll copy and paste.

A little rant I copy'ed off my not so sucessful mag vs g3 thread.

by trum_15 on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:41 am

A SNEAKY PANDA wrote:i need to add to my rant and rave...i called USPS they said it left mass on the 28th and its supposed to be updated every f*** night well i do not see where is has been f*** updated since f*** monday i hate my life....is there a suicide emoticon here?

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:52 am

I thought I was overdoing it with my suicide emote in sig, but you made me change my mind... Laughing

Seriously though, hanging is a horrible way to die. The few lucky (fat) people will break there necks as they fall and get "snapped" up by the rope, the skinny people just dangle and choke to death for the next hour... *shudder*. That and fire are the two worse ways to go, in my opinion.

by A SNEAKY PANDA on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:10 am

trum loves me i swear Smile

he is always looking out for me. your the best i think i have a man crush on you

otter add drowning to that list. when you drown the little air sacks in your lungs burst and it feels like your burning alive its supposed to be one of the most painful ways to die.

by **Corey** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:15 am

Or being buried alive.

by A SNEAKY PANDA on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:22 am

that would suck too. but im pretty sure it wouldnt be that that painful yeah the getting crushed part would hurt but when you ran out of oxygen you would just pass out and die soon after so i guess as long as its a shallow grave its ok? but if its a 6 foot deep one will someone please shoot me first

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:30 am

I thought drowning was a nice peaceful way to go??? Weird. I'm afraid I won't be testing that though...

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:36 am

Actually, when I was 8 I almost drowned. My sister was sitting on me and had knocked the air out of my lungs. It didn't hurt at all, I just vaguely remembered being panicked, with my lungs aching for air then a calm. My mother said she pulled me out half conscious and I started coughing up water. Wasn't traumatic though, since I barely remember it.

by A SNEAKY PANDA on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:36 am

iv almost drown its painful trust me...its not peaceful at all...hypothermia would be what your talking about

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:37 am

Darnit. You posted in front of me. Read mine.

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:38 am

And it was in the summer, so not hypothermia... but your right, the lungs aching for air part hurts. Then its nice and calm. Smile

by A SNEAKY PANDA on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:38 am

ohh wow i didnt see that when i posted. yeah i almost drown once it wasnt really fun it hurt sooooooo much

by Otter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:43 am

If you stay in long enough, (from what I remember) it gets calm. Honest. Just asked my mom, she said she actually had to pump water out of me before I started coughing it up... (shes a r.n).